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I was at the gym this morning, and out of nowhere my trainer yells, “HUMMMMMMMMMPDAY!” (This was just after he was chanting “Snatch! Snatch! Snatch!” After all, I was lifting a massive weight straight from the floor to well above my head.) I informed him that it’s not humpday, that humpday is Wednesday, so C-Dub — that’s the trainer — grabbed his laptop and showed me the Geico commercial. He couldn’t believe I hadn’t seen it. “Five million people!” he shouted. “Five million people have watched this on YouTube!” Well, that leaves about eight billion of us who haven’t, pal.